I found a quarter that I can send.

Originally Posted by admin

I am also still not surprised that no one has offered concrete suggestions/help on how to run the site better -- just comments.

Rat poison will take care of the gerbils. I was hoping you could figure it out by yourself, I guess it was to complicated.

[evoKENevo]

Originally Posted by upnorthwi

Rat poison will take care of the gerbils. I was hoping you could figure it out by yourself, I guess it was to complicated.

Kill the Gerbils ??? Oh,yeah...then who/what "turns the wheels",etc...duh !?!
Consider this...just get the gerbils from a Gay-Petshop,where they've seen their buddies "disappear"...and,at first sign of insubordinence (spelling ?)etc.,just SHOW them a LITTLE of Joe's "butt-crack"........... !!!!

[frisco-rigid]

Hahahahahahaha ah hahahahahahahaha-- best one yet..!!!!

A doughnut for Ken

Originally Posted by evoKENevo

Kill the Gerbils ??? Oh,yeah...then who/what "turns the wheels",etc...duh !?!

The wheels stop and the spamming, and complaining stops. NOBODY CAN GET ON TO SPAM OR COMPLAIN...duh.
The ADMIN. does so little it won't be noticed, he'll keep his job, and be on easy street with no worries.

ADMIN. ...... just joking keep up the good work. Good not great!

[JCourneyaP]

Well first we would need to look at the securities and filters running on the firewall. Then follow the network back to the severs. Look into the running applications/securities on the servers. Then we would have to look into the programers and tech's that put together the programs and update, patch ect. Backup plans.

So if you are looking for a consultant...

1. 200 dollars an hour.
2. Unlimited supply of Chocolate Eclairs.
3. Work from home.
4. Paid time off during the normal riding season March thru November
5. 30 days Paid time off during the other months.
6. 2 Company Motorcycles in case I need to work on one.
7. 500K signing bonus
8. At least 10 year contract.
9. Spending account
10.Personel assistants
11. I will think of the rest as we go along

Or get the gay gerbils.

Geez Mike. I get my Ars chewed daily. Relax folks is just funnin you! You do a good job. If folks cant handle a little outage well screw em!

[admin]

Originally Posted by upnorthwi

The wheels stop and the spamming, and complaining stops. NOBODY CAN GET ON TO SPAM OR COMPLAIN...duh.
The ADMIN. does so little it won't be noticed, he'll keep his job, and be on easy street with no worries.

ADMIN. ...... just joking keep up the good work. Good not great!

I'll take "good -- not great" anytime. That's a real perk in the admin biz.
Admin

[admin]

Originally Posted by evoKENevo

SHOW them a LITTLE of Joe's "butt-crack"........... !!!!

UGGGHHHH. We see enough of that around here. It's hard to keep my lunch down.

Can't kill the gerbils -- I'm getting too attached to them now. In fact one of them looks pretty good in lipstick and garter belts.

[evoKENevo]

Hey,Guys
Just a quick note to inform you I've edited my previous post (just a bit) to clarify that the gerbils would NOT have to be gay for my strategy to work...but the lipstick and garter belts DOES sound kind of cute !!!

[HarleyCruiser]

Hey guys this is getting a little creepy.

[47knuck]

Originally Posted by HarleyCruiser

Hey guys this is getting a little creepy.

A LITTLE creepy??????? How about totally bizarre!