LSU Fan

[texan321]

Subject: LSU Fan

A die-hard LSU fan, Joe amuses himself by scaring every opponent fan

he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious

team colors. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, and then he

would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.



One day, before the 2008 NCAA National Championship game against Ohio State,

as he was driving along headed to Tiger Stadium, he saw a

priest walking on the side of the road. He thought he would do a

good thing and pull over to offer him a ride. He asked the priest

"Where are you going, Father?"



"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church" replied the priest.



"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"



The priest climbed into the back seat, and Joe continued down the road.

Suddenly, Joe saw an opposing team fan strutting down the side of

the road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as

usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, barely missing the

guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."



Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his

mirrors, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest

in the back seat, and turned to him and said,



"I'm sorry, Father, I almost hit that Ohio State fan."



"That's OK" replied the priest. "I got him with the door."