 Oklahoma rancher
A Oklahoma rancher went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull.
The bank approved the loan, and the banker came by a week later to see how
the bull was doing.
The rancher complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look
at a cow. The banker suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at
him.
Next week the banker returned to see if the vet had helped.
The rancher looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He
even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows!
He's been jumping just about every heifer in sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said the banker. "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint!"
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