No Oil

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> Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many
trips,
> President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard,
wearing a
> White robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to
the
> man
> And said,
>
> 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?'
>
> The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.
>
> The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice.
>
> The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.
>
> The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the
> Robed man, asked him,
>
> 'Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you?
>
> The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.
>
> 'Well,' said the president, 'every time I say his name, he ignores me
and
> Stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!'
>
> Again the president yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored him.
>
> The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and
> Whispered,
>
> 'You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?'
>
> The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses. The
> last
> Time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert
and
> ended
> Up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with
no
> Oil.'
>