 Speeding Senior
Speeding Senior
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as
he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view
mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren
blaring. He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then 130. Suddenly he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await
the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday if you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years
ago, my wife ran off wi th a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
__________________ FREEDOM is NEVER FREE - GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. 
2007 Ultra Classic
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