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Old 01-30-2008, 03:37 PM
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There is a lot to learn about our wonderful state. This is great for Texas History buffs, with a lot of information and a dash of humor:



Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?
Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Klondike , Texas 75448
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texa s 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother
buying a plane ticket!
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Ireland , Texas 76538
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse , Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth , Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City , Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy , Texas 76452

Cold?
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Robert Lee, Texas


Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
Confounded by the opposite sex?
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus , Texas 76084

You guessed it..it's on the state line..
Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids...
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile.....
Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box , Texas 77853
Old Dime Box , Texas 77853
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, "the Anti-Al Gore" City
Kilgore , Texas 75662

And our favor ites...
Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City , Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas and, of course,
Muleshoe , Texas

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
from Texas ...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Texas ;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
Texas;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
kno ws how to use them, you may live in Texas ;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live
in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas .


Here are some little known, very interesting facts
about Texas .

1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles

2. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles

3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas

4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883 .

5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel
in North America built over water.

6. The Heisman Trophy ws named after John William
Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice
University in Houston .

7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America .
8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.

9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.

10. The worst natural disaster in U.S . history was in
1900, caused by a hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island .

11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston .."

12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode
Island .

13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall
record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July
of 1979.

14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by
TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the
Republic of Texas to enter the Union ) instead of by
annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the
same height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5
states.

15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be
1500 years old.

16. Caddo Lak e is the only natural lake in the state.

17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.

18. Texas has had six capital cities:
Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston ,
Velasco, West Columbia and Austin .

19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the Capitol Building in
Washington DC (by 7 feet).

20. The name " Texas " comes from the Hasini Indian word "tejas" meaning friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas .

21.. The State Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.).

22. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the
Astrodome in Houston .



Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor y er Ma & Pa.

(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

(7) No killin'.

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think?
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Howdy Texan,

Ya know that Jeff Foxworthy is a pretty astute fella. Every single one of those "you may be in Texas" anecdotes is true. Specially the shorts a parka LMAO.
Only thing wrong that I could see is the distance from Beaumont to Chicago....It's actually 1098 miles. I know I drove home from Chicago after 911,when there were no flights.
Couple more "distance trivia". Flip Texas North from the Red River and Brownsville would be in Canada. Flip West from El Paso and Washington on the Brazos would be in the Pacific and Flip East and yer in the Atlantic.
Shore is a big place.
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Yep - never see anything like that about Oklahoma.....
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