Agenda

[texan321]

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention

Denver, Colorado

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore


8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell


12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi


12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the Great Satan", George 'W' Bush


12:50 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican Party

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton


1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

[shovelmike]

I suppose they took the long way home via Chappaquiddick Island.