 Gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says - "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least five times since I've been in your office and you probably didn't even know". The doctor says, "I see. Tell you what.......take one of these pills each morning and come back and see me next week!" So the week passes and the lady goes back to see the doctor. "Doctor" she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas, they are still quite silent, but they smell awful." ........."Good !!" says the doctor, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses ........let's work on your hearing .............."
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