 Women are Evil!
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to
the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that
he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his
full beard. Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands. Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair. I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender..
'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across
the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her ingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.'Tell him,' she whispered,
'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'
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