 Lexus
The Lexus
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over
to
inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected
little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see
if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you'll chit when you hear the price."
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