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Old 05-28-2008, 01:41 PM
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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
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"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's Such A B*tch......
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Dammit,Tex...beer out my nose again !!!!
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Ahhhhhhhh hahahahahaha!!!
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