Prison VS Work

[Haulen Ass]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.





@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ Work
you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office




@ Prison
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ Work
you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it


@ Prison
You get time off for good behavior

@ Work
you get more work for Good behaviour


@ Prison
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card And open all the doors for yourself


@ Prison
You can watch TV and play games

@ Work
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ Prison
You get your own toilet

@ Work
you have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat


@ Prison
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ Work
you aren't even supposed to speak To your family


@ Prison
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ Work
you get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners


@ Prison
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ Work
you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called managers