10 Year Old......

[texan321]

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up
to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the
Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women
inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do.'

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked,
'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course, the Madam
said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the men talking about
having to get shots after making it with Amber. So that's the girl
I want!'

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He
headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked,
'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead
of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with
my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the
disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take
the babysitter home. On the way, he'll l jump her bones, and he'll catch
the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to
bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and

He's the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!