Early one morning Snow White was awakened by a thunderous crashing noise. She sprung from her bed and ran outside to see what was going on. Her neighbor informed her that the mine where all 7 of the dwarfs worked had caved in. Snow White was beside herself in misery. She ran all the way to the mine and began sobbing uncontrollably.
Suddening deep from within the mine shaft she heard a voice calling out -
"Vote for John Mc Cain, Vote for John Mc Cain!"
Snow White began smiling from ear to ear.
When she was asked what she was so happy about, she said ...
"I'm happy because Dopey's still alive!"