
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not just "pigs;" these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, sir!"