GreaseRag Web Site Harley Magazine Forums home Page Harley Magazine Subscription Services Harley Magazine Home Page This Month's Issue of our Harley Magazine Harley Magzine Forum Member Photo Albums Harley Magazine Forum Classified Ads Harley Magazine Forum Archives Harley Magazine Forum Event Listings Harley Magazine Forum Links Contact Harley Magaziner Forum American Iron Home Page American Iron Advertising Harley Forum Terms of Service Harley Magazine Subscription Service


Go Back   Harley Forum - American Iron Magazine Harley Forum > Other Topics > Harley Jokes

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-21-2008, 01:06 PM
Wrightturn's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Orlando Fl
Posts: 819
Default Heaven

This is pretty good

------------------------------

I was shocked, confused, bewildered

as I entered Heaven's door,

Not by the beauty of it all,

Nor the lights or its decor.



But it was the folks in Heaven

Who made me sputter and gasp--

The thieves, the liars, the sinners,

The alcoholics and the trash.



There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money

twice.

Next to him was my old neighbor

Who never said anything nice.



Herb, who I always thought

Was rotting away in hell,

Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,

Looking incredibly well.



I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?

I would love to hear Your take.

How'd all these sinners get up here?

God must've made a mistake.



'And why's everyone so quiet,

So somber - give me a clue.'

'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.

No one thought they'd be seeing you.'



JUDGE NOT.
__________________
Wrightturn
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-21-2008, 01:35 PM
Rocky's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ok.
Posts: 409
Default

AMEN, I just hope to make it so they can talk about me.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-22-2008, 03:08 PM
Haulen Ass's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 327
Default

Wise words
__________________
Innovative Stylish Practical
Made by Harley owners for Harley owners

Haulen Ass

Haulen Ass Myspace

Innovative-Stylish-Practical
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


» Banners




Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.1


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:26 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
(C) Copyright 2007-20010 TAM Communications, Inc.
Google Analytics Alternative