Saving Obama

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Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed

in the creek below

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3
kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful

he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland
"Barack said, "No problem, I'll take you
there in my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike
Air Jordan's shoes."




Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even
have Michael Jordan sign them!"


> The third kid said, "I want a motorized
> wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset."

> Barack was a little perplexed by this and said,
> "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
>
> The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out
> I saved your ass from drowning!"