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Old 09-12-2008, 08:33 PM
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Default Where do red-headed babies come from?????

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!"

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible" the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex???"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past
year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
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SOunds like wd-40 or pb blaster is needed
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SOunds like wd-40 or pb blaster is needed
"Where"............ ????
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"Where"............ ????
Where the rust is....maybe....
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Old 09-14-2008, 12:47 AM
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Ooohhhhhh boy.......... hmmmm.......Naval jelly?
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Old 09-14-2008, 09:38 AM
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Then he'd fall off!
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:59 AM
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Ooohhhhhh boy.......... hmmmm.......Naval jelly?
Naval jelly ... Is that like Toe Jam?

I don't think the jelly should go in the belly button...
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