Blonde joke

[Wrightturn]

Burial at Sea:

Bubbles and Barbie, two blond sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been
a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. In due
time, he did pass away and the two blonds kept their promise.

They set off from Clearwater Beach with their Uncle, stitched up in a burial
bag and loaded into their rowboat. After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think
we're out far enough, Barbie?'


Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
'nope, not yet Bubbles'.

So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you think
we're out far enough now? Once again, Barbie slips over the side and
almost immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water
is only up to my chest.

So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the side and
disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting
worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping for breath she
says...

'OK, it's deep enough, hand me the shovel.'