This site is hilarious! I like this one:
There’s Always Time To B**** And Moan
Retail | Port Charlotte, FL, USA
Customer: “This phone doesn’t hang on the wall right. The handle keeps falling off.”
(Knowing exactly what’s wrong, I fix the phone on the spot. It’s a simple fix.) Customer: “How did you do that?”
Me: “I turned this little tab around so the handle catches on it.”
Customer: “How did you know that?”
Me: “Didn’t the instructions tell you how?”
Customer: *snorts* “I don’t have time to read the instructions!”
Me: “But you had time to return it and complain?”
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes 
The customer is NOT always right! 
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