 A Chip & Wright payback...
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> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
> entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
> yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from
> repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried
> in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
> out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
> Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
> Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
> piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy
> and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how
> much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
> but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
> half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
> still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive
> roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife
> Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus
> they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
> father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
> minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second,
> please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and
> share that smile with someone else that may be having a
> crumby day and kneads it.
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