 Viagra
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
"I can cut them for you" said the pharmacist "but, a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
" I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough, so I don't piss on my slippers."
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