A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub
it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.
The Power of Terpentine 
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