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Old 02-02-2009, 04:01 PM
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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but t here is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accep ted ."



Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."



"Why the rabbit?"



"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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Awgh...........poor rabbit !!
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Just a thought ...

If he shot at the rabbit and missed, would he have missed by just a hare?
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Chip, you've been gone how long and this is what you bring us, a hair brained one liner.
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