 Ain't it the truth
> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you
probably don't have any sense at all.
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4. Seat belts are not as confining as
wheelchairs.
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5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is
when you're in deep water.
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6. How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay out all night?
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7. Business conventions are important
because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate
without.
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8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel
younger than everyone else looks?
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9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent
job.
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10. No one has more driving ambition than
the boy who wants to buy a car.
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11. There are no new sins; the old ones just
get more publicity.
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12. There are worse things than getting a
call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
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13. Think about this ... No one ever says
"It's only a game" when his team is winning.
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14. I've reached the age where the happy
hour is a nap.
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15. Be careful reading the fine print.
There's no way you're going to like it.
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16. The trouble with bucket seats is that
not everybody has the same size bucket
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I just love the following .....
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17. Do you realize that in about 40 years,
we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos?
(And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
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18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow
it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Hyundai
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19. After a certain age, if you don't wake
up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
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> Ain't it the truth! !
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