The wit of young Marines

[unfknblvbl]

The commanding officer of a regiment in the U.S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it as "pleasure?"

The regimental executive officer chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A captain said it was 50-50%; The colonel's aide responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

Since there was no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in charge of making the coffee. The colonel asked what HIS opinion was.

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.

The colonel was surprised, and as you might guess, asked, "Why?

The PFC quickly responded, "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.

The room fell silent!

[Rocky]

By God I think he's got it!!!!

[shovelmike]

That is a Good one.

[sgtcowboyusmc]

I think I knew that PFC! Great one Gunny!

[Haulen Ass]

lol that was funny