Wooden Leg Insurance Harley Jokes Discuss Wooden Leg Insurance in the Other Topics forums; A man and his wife moved back home to Texas from Louisiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Louisiana it cost them $2,000 per ...

[Scruffy Pup]

A man and his wife moved back home to Texas from Louisiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Louisiana it cost them $2,000 per year.

When they arrived in Texas, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said "$39."

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Louisiana.

The insurance agent turned his compuer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says 'Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it is $39'...You just have to know how to describe it!"

(Those Texas folks know how "to git 'er done", don't they?)

[shovelmike]

Yep that's pretty good....I think termite insurance on that leg might be higher in Louisiana as well.(;