Women's Wisdom When i was married 25 years, i took a look at my wife one
day and said, "honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on sofa bed and watched
a 10-inch black and white tv, but i got to sleep every night
with a hot 25-year-old blond."
" now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car,
nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but i'm sleeping with
a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."
my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
& find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure
that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a
10-inch black and white tv.
__________________ "If at first you don't succeed, try again...then swear"
Mark Twain |