 Before and After Falling In Love
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I’m suffocating
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…
Before - The Sound of Music
After - The Sound of Silence
Before - It’s like I’m in a dream
After - It’s like he’s in a dorm
Before - $60/dozen
After - $1.50/stem
Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl
Before - Ideal
After - Idle
Before - I love a woman with curves
After - I never said you were fat
Before - He’s completely lost without me
After - Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still
After - This relationship is going nowhere
Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant
Before - Blind
After - Nearsighted
Before - You look so seductive in black
After - Your clothes are so depressing
Before - Iambic Pentameter
After - Blank Verse
Before - Oysters
After - Fish sticks
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you. | 
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