Insulting Parrot

[evoKENevo]

A lady was walking past a pet store when she heard a parrot say "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was angry, but she continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" Furious, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You know...."

[tommyglide]

Maybe the parrot was pining for the fjords.

[chipster]

Originally Posted by tommyglide

Maybe the parrot was pining for the fjords.

HUH?

[CrossBonesRick]

Referencing an old Monty Python sketch "the dead parrot sketch". If you've never seen it, watch it. Very funny stuff.

[chipster]

With the explanation, I now remember. I must just be getting old.

[CrossBonesRick]

Better than the alternative I would say.

[tommyglide]

Thanks CBRick, I wasn' here to explain myself and Chip usually gets my nonsense.
Yes Chipster, better than the alternative Rick alluded to.

[CrossBonesRick]

No Problem'o. I'm a big Monty Python fan. Have every episode on DVD. Got them for fathers day a few years ago.

Love them.