Smokin in church? Harley Jokes Discuss Smokin in church? in the Other Topics forums; Last night was church night. I just can't get over some people these days. Me an the ol lady were sitting in the pew listenin away when the dude next ...

[T Bird]

Last night was church night. I just can't get over some people these days.

Me an the ol lady were sitting in the pew listenin away when the dude next to me lit up a cigarette.

I was so flabergasted that I pertin near dropped my beer.

[CrossBonesRick]

Was that holy smoke?

[Hammerhead Pat]

Some of the cougars at my church like to get dressed up on Sundays. And they are smokin

[CrossBonesRick]

Meow!

Watch out for cougars, they don't always go for the throat. Some go for the femoral artery.