Survivor, Texas-Style - Harley Forum

texan321 · #1 08-18-2009, 01:10 PM

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads: "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

evoKENevo · #2 08-18-2009, 02:22 PM

Do they have to be Texans ??

I've got about a million neighbors I'd like to see enter that one...

HarleyCruiser · #3 08-18-2009, 02:35 PM

Tex last time I was in WPB that described half the cars in the local mall parking lot.

texan321 · #4 08-19-2009, 10:09 AM

You that is sad but true - I don't like living down here among "them"

God Bless TEXAS

aceharleywrench · #5 08-19-2009, 01:46 PM

Are rednecks still carrying a grudge against the Dixie Chicks?

CrossBonesRick · #6 08-19-2009, 02:03 PM

Not just the rednecks but any American who loves this country hates the dipsy twits.

aceharleywrench · #7 08-19-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CrossBonesRick

Not just the rednecks but any American who loves this country hates the dipsy twits.

I'm a proud American,I love this country & I served in the U.S. Army & I have no problem with the Dixie Chicks.Speak for yourself CrossBonesRick.

HarleyCruiser · #8 08-19-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by texan321

You that is sad but true - I don't like living down here among "them"
God Bless TEXAS

You know they warn that global warming will make palm trees grow in Boston, and flood South Florida.
I ask “What so bad about that?”

unclepsycho · #9 08-19-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by aceharleywrench

I'm a proud American,I love this country & I served in the U.S. Army & I have no problem with the Dixie Chicks.Speak for yourself CrossBonesRick.

I missed all the BS that made them the targets..... (wasn't paying attention to the news)
But I like two hot blonde's and a mutt that can carry a tune ok...

I hate politics, I causes too many arguments.....

life's short, lets ride.

aceharleywrench · #10 08-20-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by unclepsycho

I missed all the BS that made them the targets..... (wasn't paying attention to the news)
But I like two hot blonde's and a mutt that can carry a tune ok...

I hate politics, I causes too many arguments.....

life's short, lets ride.

I hear ya,Unc.The only thing worse than politics are hypocrites.
Now,wheres my lid?