Aint it the truth? Two elderly guys are sitting on a park bench when one of them asks the other:
"By the way Fred,how's your wife?"
Fred replies:
"Funny you should ask,I think she's dead"
His friend responds:
"What do you mean,you think she's dead?"
To which Fred answers:
"Well,the sex is the same,but the dishes are piling up"
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