Sounds a little fishy.... Harley Jokes Discuss Sounds a little fishy.... in the Other Topics forums; PASADENA, Texas -- A woman apparently burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. Pasadena police said it's a civil matter and ...

[Mr. Big]

PASADENA, Texas -- A woman apparently burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.

Pasadena police said it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.

Police spokesman Vance Mitchell said the man on Saturday reported the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.

Mitchell said the two argued earlier about some jewelry she gave him that she wanted returned.

Officers were dispatched to the woman's home, but arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.

[tejasandre]

I saw this in the local news. Crazy. A little fish story to go with your fishtails?

[Mr. Big]

Nice. I never thought about it but it does fit. That story just cracked me up. How do you eat a goldfish anyway? They're hardly bigger than the ones that come in a box.

[tommyglide]

Careful Big, once she lays her hungry eyes on your fishy "tales" there will be no stopping her