 Nordakota
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and heard about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drove to Nordakota, found the farm and looked at the cow. He reached under to see if the cow gave milk. When he grabbed a teat and pulled....the cow farted. Surprised, Ole looked at the farmer who was selling the cow, then reached under to try again.
He grabbed another teat, pulled, and the cow farted again. Milk did come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decided to buy the cow.
When he got back to Minnesota, he called over his neighbor, Sven, and said, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reached under, pulled the teat...the cow farted.
Sven looked at Ole and said, "You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, didn't yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replied, "Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?"
Sven said, "My wife is from Nordakota."
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