The Circle

[grampadac]

One evening an amorous couple was parked at the end of Lover's Lane, enjoying each others company, when a lawless bike gang circled their car.

The leader of the pack opened the car door and pulled both occupants from the car. He proceeded to tell the young man that the gang was going to have their way with his girlfriend and he wasn't going to do anything about it.

The leader drew a circle in the sand and told the young man to stand inside of it and if he got out of the circle they would beat him and kill him.

The gang took turns on the girl as she screamed for her life. The leader looked over at the man and he was laughing uncontrollably.

The leader then started bashing all the windows of the car out and when he looked over the man was still laughing his A$$ off.

The leader then set the car on fire and watched as it burned to the ground. He looked over and the man was rolling on the ground laughing.

The leader approached the young man and said I don't understand what you find so funny. We took your girlfriend, we burned your car. we smashed your windows out, what's so funny.

The young man stopped laughing long enough to reply, "I stepped out of the circle three times and you didn't catch me!"