Depressed Harley Jokes Discuss Depressed in the Other Topics forums; > > I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, > government health care, real estate prices, the stock market, > the federal deficit, Iraq , Afghanistan , ...

[Wrightturn]

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> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
> government health care, real estate prices, the stock market,
> the federal deficit, Iraq , Afghanistan , global warming, my
> savings, Social Security, credit card debt, unemployment.
>
> I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan
> and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if
> I could drive a truck.

[clif02]

That was good...

[Spade5]

That is so bad, but in a good way.

[evoKENevo]

There, ya see (?) anybody can get a job if you make enough calls...

[tejasandre]

Maybe Billy can get a licence there.

[wideglidebill]

in bad taste...but only if you had a job like mine