 Speaking German
Subj: speaking German in Texas
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large
German-speaking population, a farmer walking down
a country road notices a man drinking from his pond
with his hand. The farmer shouted:'Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahingesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water,
the cows have s*** in it.'
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York
and am just down here campaigning for Obama's
health care plan and gun control legislation,
I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
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