 Let the Tiger jokes begin...
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in
danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between the iron or the wood.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks
like she really went for the driver.
Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?
It's called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you
can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil
Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then
ended up with a bad lie.
What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a
bitching wedge.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 350 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
"Hello, Mister Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected
that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are
contacting Nike for a replacement club."
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