I wasnt very smart back in the early 80's I drank an awfull lot and was riding an awfull lot too.... not smart, but anyway... one time I had to fix a leak in the side case, so I rode to work on a Saturday, opened up the shop, got out the cutting torch and cut off the welds to the shifter lever that was welded in place.... NO gloves... my cousin was 'helping' me. we were drinking a lot that day... so I didnt even think about it and picked up the lever bare handed... the smoke poured outta my hand along with an insane frying bacon sound while I just sat there in amazement looking at it.... Cousin was laughing, thought it was real funny....then I dropped it when the pain finally hit me.... It burned all the 'pads' on all my fingers... skipped the soft skin in the joints, so I had 3-rows of burns!!!!
Drank a few more beers and finished the job and went riding.
Next day was not so funny....
Drinking and wrenching is dangerous too,,,
Sorry I got off track here with your thread, maybe we can start a new thread about funny drunken wrenching stories???
maybe not.