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[JCourneyaP]

Sunday was a great day to finally get out and get the yard work done after a long winter. I fired up the mower after two pulls and commenced chopping down the grass and weeds. My front lawn is well used! I have more sand then grass. Hey I can’t afford to water with The rising cost of fuel!

I made a few passes past the open garage door and I realized just a little too late that the Sand Storm I was creating was moving indoors. Ooops…

My wife had the cover off her bike and it became a eerie shade of brown.

Next day as I walked out into the garage I was stared down by Medusa herself. My Sweetie was looking at her bike then returned the “Stink Eye” to me. I woulda turned to stone if she had snakes growing out of her head.

I did what all honest folks do. I lied. “Boy was is windy out yesterday”.
“You shoulda seen the dust kicked up by the Street Sweeper”.

I left for about 15 minutes to get some supplies. Upon return I noticed a clean sparkling bike. No way could she have washed it that fast!

Sitting on a bar stool next to her bike I noticed a very dirty "Swiffer" Hand Duster.

Smaller then the California Car Duster. Leaves no residue of wax. Did not scratch. Cheap. Replacement pads by the the box.

And you're still alive? Must have been your lucky day.

[evoKENevo]

Luck...PURE luck !!!!

[texan321]

Originally Posted by evoKENevo

Luck...PURE luck !!!!

Yep - I would have to agree - but a Swiffer???/ I use that California thing but I might give the Swiffer a try.

[texan321]

[QUOTE=SteelRider;21633]A Swiffer? Who would have thought?

I was gonna suggest a little water and fertilizer and you could of made her motorcycle look like one of those Chia Pets.

Now that was funny!

[evoKENevo]

Originally Posted by texan321

Yep - I would have to agree - but a Swiffer???/ I use that California thing but I might give the Swiffer a try.

Oh,yeah...Calif-Dust your Chi-Pet,with a Swiffer...that's IT,you guys...bibs,gloves,pina-colatas,umbrellas,etc.,etc.,etc...I'm in...where's ManFriday...where's Admin...where's ANY of THIS going !!!!

WOW! You're still alive? If that was my bike and you where my hubby I'd be way pi$$ed and it would be your butt out there with more than a swifter.

Anyway, funny story.

[JCourneyaP]

I introduced her to Handguns a while Back. She likes her S&W 357 3 inch barrel revolver. She is pretty darn good a making holes.

I still believe I have the drop on her if it came to it. Course I tend to try and not make her mad. It was the "Street Sweeper" Anyway as I put on my extra cute face to sell her the idea...

[joeknez]

If you ever get a chance to stop by the S&W factory in Springfield, MA I highly recommend it. Just the other day I got a chance to see the company’s museum and shoot at the range in the Shooting Sports Center they have. Well worth the trip if you are ever in the area.

[AdamWilliams]

I think an AIM field trip is in order. For research purposes of course. Anyone want to come along?