Funny story about the original shirt. I once new a guy with a FXSTB that had that shirt (before I bought my first H-D), and here is a list of reasons why it was funny that he wore it.
1. He was unemployed and his wife was the only bread-winner.
2. She was putting him through school
3. She was a Navy aviator in the squadron I was assigned to.
4. (and this one is the kicker) SHE bought him the bike through military sales while deployed overseas for 6 mos flying combat missions.
5. He wore that shirt to a squadron picnic... the same squadron his bread winning wife flew for... and had deployed with... the entire squadron was there with their spouses and children.
6. She drove herself to the picnic
Sounds to me like the b***h was the one still on the bike. What a knucklehead.