Been trying to avoid this thread but after reading it found it very funny.
I love the gal with all the lovers, Harley2936, mine would be Harleycounttheloversononehand. (and no one hand lovers jokes please)

Or the guy with the signature of “instead of getting married again I’m going to just find a gal that I don’t like and give her a house.
Well I’m pretty dull.
Ride a Harley most of my adult life, tried other bikes, but found them boring.
And the cruiser thing, most people think of cruisers as bar hoppers, but that’s not it, I like to just cruise the back roads.
Don’t care for the interstate, or ride real fast, just love to cruise on my Harley.
The name has never been taken on any of the boards, don’t know if that is a good thing or not.
So HC or Cruiser works for me.