Proposed divorce decree to American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell(You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone free healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an expense paid for via insurance. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Parting on "friendly terms" my a$$. I wanna beat their asses for the suffering we have had to put up with since the 30s and especially the 60s. Send all the liberals and their commy lovig ilk to either Mexico or Canada. But their time of living off of us working conservitives like a bunch of parasites has come to an end. MulattObama has pushed to far to fast and I for one am totally sick of the liberal thugs.
as a moderate trying hard to be a liberal all i can say is i will keep my chevy truck, pontiac car, harley, and my guns thank you very much. and thank god for the bill of rights and the aclu (the only organization who's only purpose is to protect the constitution of this great country ) that protects me from people like you..... roll tide
People like me? A dyed in the wool Democrat, Ford truck, 2 Harleys, 2 Pontiac Bonnevilles, 2 Trikes (wife's) and I won't tell you about my gun collection. People like me who served and fought for our freedom and Bill of Rights. People like me who are terrified after reading the Patriot Act and the assault on our personel freedoms that fiasco is? I'm one of you, I just got a kick reading the tirades by our fellow bikers and I revell in their right to do so! I love this country and our differences, thats what makes us so special, and why everyone wants to come here. If we continue to talk to one another and agree to disagree we will be fine! Wife and I are both retired from UofF. GO GATORS
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