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COVID-19. Coronavirus. COVID-19. Coronavirus. COVID-19. Coronavirus.

Those words. Those interchangeable, troubling terms. An unsettling, never-ending chorus, its only seeming purpose to remind one the world has slowed, stopped even. Message received: The virus has infested nearly every aspect of life. Your television programs. Your local supermarkets. Your pastime of American motorcycles. Magazine articles devoted to your pastime of American motorcycles (!). Even online articles devoted to your pastime of American motorcycles (!!). And as you stroke your chin pondering the state of things, you’ll note that it, too, has infested your face.

Well, probably.

Chances are good our male readers have a quarantine beard. Much ink has been spilled about the phenomenon. As the name should clue you in, it’s a beard grown while being cooped up because of the virus. This should not be too surprising. Without many opportunities/obligations to go out, more guys are going to stop shaving and grooming regularly. There is nothing wrong with having a beard, of course, and with diminished public appearances, now is not a bad time to experiment with a new look, especially we who do not normally grow our beards out. But don’t misunderstand: Unkempt beards are still not kosher. Few possess the rugged outdoorsman look that a large, messy beard could possibly complement. Everyone else must be diligent in maintaining a well-kept beard with quality shaving and grooming products. Even a big-beard, outdoorsy look is likely better served proper and trimmed.

Sure, your helmet (which you always use, right?*) obscures your face when riding anyway. But when you meet someone face-to-face, don’t you want them to see a dapper man who cares? At the very least, spare relatives the sight of a disheveled pseudo-caveman.

Or, perhaps you feel a beard doesn’t suit you after all, or your facial hair is only a result of a quarantine-induced stupor and want to regularly shave again.

Whatever your situation and feelings on quarantine beards, practically no one wants to see a poorly maintained one. Below you will find some items that will help rid the world of lousy quarantine beards.

Jack Black Beard Grooming Kit

This kit has four items: Wash, lube, oil, and comb. The beard wash cleans and softens facial hair, removing dirt and oil while conditioning hair and skin. The beard lube conditioning shave functions as a pre-shave oil, shave cream, and aftershave conditioner. The beard oil helps prevent dry skin and get a healthy-looking beard. Lastly, the comb keeps facial hair neat and tidy.

Brand: Jack Black
Item Weight: 7.4 ounces
Product Dimensions: 6 x 2 x 5.2 inches
Item Model Number: J399997800

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Philips Norelco Beard Trimmer Series 5100

The Series 5100 Trimmer has self-sharpening, double sharpened blades that mitigate irritation. An hour-long charge results in a 70-minute runtime, meaning less time spent charging or having to mind the battery.

Brand: Philips Norelco
Model: Beard Trimmer Series 5100
Item Weight: 1.1 pounds
Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 9.2 x 2.6 inches
Item Model Number: BT5215/41

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Viking Revolution Beard Conditioner Set

Viking Revolution’s kit comes with peppermint eucalyptus-scented beard wash and beard conditioner, beard balm citrus scent, unscented beard oil, and double sided beard comb.

Brand: Viking Revolution
Model: Beard Conditioner Set
Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds

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Braun Beard Trimmer & Hair Clipper

39 length settings ranging from 0.5mm–20mm is provided by the precision dial and two combs. Included is a free Gillette Fusion5 ProGlide razor.

Brand: Braun
Model: BT7040
Item Weight: 14.6 ounces
Product Dimensions: 2.4 x 8.9 x 9.9 inches
Item Model Number: 4354159911

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ZEUS Premium Men’s Grooming Set

If your goal is a premium beard, then ZEUS’s grooming set has you covered with a beard shampoo and conditioner, organic oil and beard balm, sandalwood comb, and boar bristle brush.

Brand: ZEUS
Model: Vanilla Rum
Shipping Weight: 3 pounds

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Arkam Beard Straightener for Men

Arkam’s single stroke technology allows one to save time grooming and perfecting his beard with a single brush stroke. The adjustable settings of this beard straightener allows you to also use it as a hair straightening brush to give you your favorite hairstyle in a few strokes, making for a very versatile grooming machine.

Brand: Arkam
Model: Beard Straightener Brush
Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds

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Wild Willies Grooming Kit

This kit comes with beard shampoo and softener, oil, and balm. The oil is made with organic, non-GMO ingredients. The balm is good for preventing dandruff, flaky skin, and itchiness.

Brand: Wild Willies
Model: Grooming Kit
Item Weight: 15.8 ounces

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Honest Amish Beard Balm

Honest Amish Beard Balm helps soften, condition, dry splitting hairs, and nourish new growth. As it acts as a skin conditioner, it will stop itching caused by new growth and wild rogue hairs.

Brand: Honest Amish
Model: Beard Balm
Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces
Product Dimensions: 2 x 2 x 2 inches

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FULLLIGHT TECH Beard Grooming Kit

The boar hair brush, comb, and scissors (among other items) included in this kit make trimming, shaping and taming, and straightening a breeze.

Brand: FULLLIGHT TECH
Model: Beard Grooming Kit
Item Weight: 13.8 ounces
Product Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 0.7 inches

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Beard Shaping Tool Guide

This tool guide is good for getting that exact beard shape you want in short time without having to go to the barbershop. Materials are high quality and durable, meaning a long-lasting product life.

Brand: Grow Alpha Beard
Model: Tool Guide & Bamboo Comb Grooming Kit
Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces

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* Especially now when hospitals are jam-packed. Right?

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